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…He has been shot at, blown up, nearly drowned, set on fire, run over, lost count of broken bones, crashed on a bike, crashed in a car, crashed on a train, been in a plane that got struck by lightning, been poisoned, stabbed, dropped off a cliff (twice), survived internal haemoraging, been thrown out of a hospital, and joined to CIX, but not simultaneously. He is also the teensiest bit paranoid.

Вот такой товарищ.